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Germany’s Next Topmodel

May 24, 2007 | 22:06

Germany’s next topmodel is a show hosted by Heidi Klum and a bunch of gay guys. I’m not homophobic, but those guys are really gay, like in

you_re_a_homo.jpg

Anyway, the purpose - at least that is what I’m thinking - is to cast girls that think they have the face and the BMI the next topmodel needs. Well, to be honest, that show is a failure. You maybe think ‘Maze is an idiot. Those girls rock! I would fuck them immediately’. No they don’t. And, no you wouldn’t. You see, those girls represent today’s established ideal of beauty. Which is - in my humble opinion - not representing today’s established ideal of the woman a man wants. For example, whenever you walk down the street, let’s say in summer, and a girl passes you by, which is 1.80m high and weighs 60 kilos, you wouldn’t recognize her at all or just think ‘Man, she’s got an eating disorder’. And the problem is that men think that way, but women think ‘She’s perfect, slim, tall, can wear anything, hasn’t got any cellulitis’ and so on. Sandra asked me, which of the 3 finalists I’d take, and I replied to her with ‘none’ which is the plain truth. Here’s an example of what women accept as the ideal woman:

slimmodel.jpg

What’s beautiful about her? Nothing I’d say. But this is accepted to be ideal. Not for me. What is more like it would be

babe.jpg

What’s beautiful about her? She’s not slim, eventually got spots and cellulitis. BUT she looks nice, you’re not afraid of breaking her in half, and she looks like the girl next-door. And that is what men want. Period.

AND I DON’T THINK THAT HEIDI KLUM IS SEXY!

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5 responses

oiso wenn bei dir soiche girls next door wohnan ziag

wogri | May 25, 2007 | 12:31

oiso wenn bei dir soiche girls next door wohnan ziag i noch wiener neustadt. und aussadem glaub i, dass dei girl next door obsolut ka zellulitis hot, najo, und wies mit da brustvergrößerung ausschaut… wü i net wissn…

wogri

:) bei mir is hoit ka zimmer frei ;-) da vergleich

maze | May 25, 2007 | 12:35

:) bei mir is hoit ka zimmer frei ;-)
da vergleich is vielleicht etwas übertrieben, aber mir geht’s ums prinzip :-) quasi: du wast eh wos i man ;)

Bin i der anzige der glaubt das der Homo da

AJ-Loc | May 25, 2007 | 17:50

Bin i der anzige der glaubt das der Homo da oben ausschaut wie da Tim Westwood mit längere Hoa.

I think the girl next door looks like a man

Tom | May 25, 2007 | 20:37

I think the girl next door looks like a man after a crash with a doctor! Sue means that the guy above looks like Clooney George with longer hair.

Bigger girls for life!!! U know what I mean??! :)

alles bullshit das ist brad pitt auf E *gg* oder

margit | June 1, 2007 | 17:36

alles bullshit das ist brad pitt auf E *gg* oder doch der mani

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